The Great Funk Whore

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
Prepare for a tale of abhorrent sin,
The most horrific of all that has been.
Bare witness the malice of the great Funk Whore
She gargl'd and choked, and begg'd them for more,
She flounder'd and flail'd in their seed on the floor,
Her husband came home and opened the door,
Get on the floor,
Everybody walk the dinosaur.